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Post subject: Re: Nice Beaver! Posted: 24 May 2017, 09:37 |
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Nothing like a Beaver that floats.
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Post subject: Re: Nice Beaver! Posted: 24 May 2017, 10:14 |
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Joined: 02/26/08 Posts: 3510 Post Likes: +606 Location: Dallas, TX (KADS)
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Username Protected wrote: Nothing like a Beaver that floats. This is where someone makes a Wet Beaver joke... I have far too much class to do it... so I'll leave this post as a place holder until that crass juvenile pilot comes along to fulfill his duty. Where is that guy anyway? (I said duty.. snicker...)
_________________ Chester Jurskis I'm broke but not bored. UAS ATP Pilot 1/24/18 ;) ATP SEL 8/28/17 ATP MEL 6/15/16
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Post subject: Re: Nice Beaver! Posted: 24 May 2017, 10:25 |
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Did someone mention beavers? Attachment: image.jpeg
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Post subject: Re: Nice Beaver! Posted: 24 May 2017, 11:46 |
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Joined: 09/11/09 Posts: 5301 Post Likes: +4214 Company: Looking Location: Tulsa, Ok
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Since nobody else has posted it yet.........and this thread just begs for this joke.....:
A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him."
That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!"
”Exactly,” said the doctor.
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Post subject: Re: Nice Beaver! Posted: 25 May 2017, 08:23 |
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(I said duty.. snicker...)[/quote]
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Post subject: Re: Nice Beaver! Posted: 25 May 2017, 08:25 |
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Username Protected wrote: Nothing like a Beaver that floats. This is where someone makes a Wet Beaver joke... I have far too much class to do it... so I'll leave this post as a place holder until that crass juvenile pilot comes along to fulfill his duty. Where is that guy anyway? (I said duty.. snicker...)
I'm here, I just didn't see how I could improve on this already outstanding thread.
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Post subject: Re: Nice Beaver! Posted: 28 May 2017, 00:59 |
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Username Protected wrote: I'm here, I just didn't see how I could improve on this already outstanding thread. Indeed, it is a dam good Beaver thread!
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